Hiya, on here just to chat really, but who knows.... Anything could happen :) I like to have a laugh... And let me tell you.... Its not hard to make me laugh... So drop me your cheesest one liner and see if that does the trick lol ;)
Hi
Looking for an experienced guy.
If you don't have a profile then please don't contact me
Thanks
Rachel
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i like young tall men, thin, not keen on weighty, foreign, nothing eastern. 18s, to 38ish.don't give me a hard time over this, its my choice im not here for a row . we all like what we like..i wont chat if you have no pic,at the least 3pics. will stick a face pic up when i know what im doing on here.. im on bnaughty,been on two years, i...
Young at heart single lady , looking for young at heart single guy for meets n maybe more ! My job takes up many hours so haven't really got time for a serious relationship although if there was a good connection who knows lol ! I Like many things in life the first being lifes about living not about taking everything serious ! Live laugh an love lol
You should be a non smoker.
You should write me a message that I can understand. I am 44 not 24...wot iz ths al abt?
Hello how are you?...is NOT a message...it is both boring and unoriginal and shall be deleted.
However...
If you are aged between 38 - 52, then I would consider you to be in 'my age range'. Young men and older chaps - I'm really sorry...
Just looking for nice guys... casually; although some of you have about as much panache as a politician with 3 swimming pools to pay for.....these types do not get replies.
My interests... apart from the obvious; I enjoy horse racing; playing guitar; and walking my 140 lb dog:)
Lol, To save me repeating myself; he is a Neapolitan Mastiff.
looking to have some fun
open-minded to most things
all I ask for is not to be fed any bullshit
May be fickle of me but will want to exchange pics of each other's face, early doors please. Saves from wasting each others time if not attracted to one another :)...... None of us are on here to find pen pals
are we?! Xx
Have tried to keep the above...
**REAL WOMAN SEEKING THE NEEDLE IN THE HAYSTACK** If you are an intelligent, erudite and articulate soul with an irreverent sense of humour, please message me. If you do not understand the above sentence- then please - pass me by. BOYS....Why would you waste your time and mine by sending me a lame 'Hi, how are you' and the like...take it from me, I'm fine! If not exhausted by repeated...
Married woman looking for single guys or a small group of guys aged between 30 and 50 with no exceptions, white British or African American only, no Asians, must be local and within 30 miles. I'm a plus size woman with 40FF boobs and proper curves, we never break our own rules and I never play alone, not looking for pic collectors or wanna be porn stars, just good clean...
nice... I want to be swept off my feet!!!!! Not just knocked on my back!!!!! xx
I'm not looking for casual sex with a multitude of sexual partners, nor am I looking for a fb, I'm looking for a relationship if I find someone attractive, intelligent and in good physical shape......I'm not looking for a husband but I am looking for more than just sex....please note I'm not on here because I'm desperate.... I'm on here because I'm choosy lol
P.S...If you don't have a photo...
Hi there, recently separated and getting use to the single life and looking for someone to share my spare time with.
I'm looking for someone who is fun, doesn't take himself too seriously and can make me laugh so a good sense of humour is a must!
I'd prefer someone either slightly younger or older than me, preferably fit and attractive, no 'extra pounds' please and definitely a non smoker....
I've been single now for two years and now feel the time is right to get out there and enjoy myself. If you are looking for a loyal, loving, tactile woman then look no further.
ok not really good at this right a little bit about my self im married in a open relationship and looking for some no strings fun I don't take life too seriously and a bit of NSA action never hurt anyone xx or did it :P anyway im not looking for anything serious but im also not looking for a one night stand im looking for a regular before you...
Ok i'm Looking to find my Mr right !! Loves a laugh,, Happy & easy going wanting nice & special times together !!! :-) xxx
Live life to the full, I'm always open to new naughty experiences and making friends!
i love sex in public and risky places just make it more exciting love flashing while driving or me sucking my fella of on all 4s with pussy at window while he drive he loves driving me to laybys and carparks
i, say the best part of my body is my bum followed by my tits love showing my bum of
Caring.tactile 54 year old with wicked sense of humour....anything else just drop me a line... P.S...PLEASE NOTE I AM ONLY LOOKING TO MEET FEMALES...I HAVE A GREAT GUY WHO CATERS FOR ALL MY OTHER NEEDS... I CANNOT MEET DAYTIME DURING WEEK AS I WORK fULL TIME... PLEASE DO NOT ASK TO SEE PICS UNLESS YOU HAVE A PUSSY AND BOOBS...LOL... Thanks and happy hunting....xx P.S...IF YOU MAIL ME AND WANT...
Love showing off my size 4 feet! They're so clever! Just found this site and can't wait to take some more pics! Unsure what it is I'm after... Just the right man who captures my imagination! Watch this foot print ;)